June 2013
40 posts
I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once
Ygritte is my relationships-with-men role model.
14 reasons people should stop hating leonardo dicaprio →
,
1. He dances like this at parties
2. He can do this with his face
3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass
4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot
5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general
classy as fuck
6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare and charities, like the WWF, and encourages his fans to petition and donate with him. Leo helps save tigers and elephants and whales and more. He donated a fucking million dollars to Haiti. He had a giant birthday party, but all the guests had to donate money for wildlife efforts. When he won his ONLY Golden Globe for The Aviator, in his speech he urged the audience to contribute to the earthquake relief at that time. He is currently taking a break with acting to rest and to focus more on this stuff. He is a fucking green superhero
that is a candid photo bitch
7. He has been besties with Kate Winslet since Titanic, he even made a ring for her, and he spoils her kids. Kate’s ex husbands are all scared of Leo because Kate loves him so much and he could probably beat them up if they ever hurt her and they should get married but that’s a whole other damn story just look at them
ps kate says of all her sex scenes she does in films (like a lot) she liked working with him the best. damn girl just friends?
8. He has also been besties with Tobey Maguire since they were little kids and they are such dorks
9. This picture
wtf.
are you not in love yet
10. He grew up in a shitty ghetto area of LA surrounded by crime and drugs, so he vowed never to get involved with that stuff. Have you seen a mug shot of him? Noooo
11. Lol when his hair gets too long he wears a fucking headband
12. He’s ironing on a fucking roof
13. The fact that he always fucking walks like this
he just loves to walk okay
14. He is just a classy, suave motherfucker
15. Also as serious as he seems most of the time, he used to do photo-shoots like this:
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
Did u know…. Ur allowed to change ur mind
*emoji pitch conference*
“What if…poop with eyes”
the four stages of haircut
- hatred
- regret
- sadness
- acceptance
“They’re like, 12”
—The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via ecartum)
how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours
like brown
there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just fuckin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno
but Crayola’s gotta be all
nah man
and don’t get me started on purple like
ah yes
this is the colour of our friendship
what does this even mean
colours are fucking confusing
Relationship status: Breakfast
It’s two thirty in the afternoon.
When we’re together time doesn’t exist.
“close enough”
—anyone who’s ever tried to even out their eyeliner. (via beavisandsluthead)
Dropping your phone.
The first time:
The next few times:
After a million times:
After a billion times:
May 2013
166 posts
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
let’s be real when did it stop being 2007
It’s not 2007?
No it’s like 2010
i always prefer to be cold than warm bc if ur cold you can get blankets and tea and soup and hug somebody
when ur warm ur just like ‘ew get away from me, let me perish in my own liquids’
i’m a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. if you want a tattoo, get one. if you rather stay home that night, it’s okay to miss that party. don’t forget that you’re living for yourself. you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences.
have you ever had that moment where you see police officers and try not to look suspicious even though you didnt do anything and you end up looking like you just murdered ten people
